Welcome to the singer/songwriter beat provided by yours truly, Cat Cosentino. Please call me Cat.
I was looking through your calendar, and I know what you are thinking, “How did Cat get my calendar?” It seems that you are free June 5th and 6th, so I wrote in that you will be attending the Jersey Shore Jazz and Blues Festival at Monmouth Park Race Track, noon to 8pm, in Oceanport. Maybe it was a little aggressive of me to write “GO TO THE JERSEY SHORE JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL” on all your belongings, but those who have attended in the past agree that I was justified in writing the message on the inside of your toilet cover. I also wrote it on the inside of your eyelids while you were sleeping.

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